January 2012
12 posts
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Definitely Tuesday.
“This item has not been handled by a person unknown to me,” he announced perhaps too eagerly. The airport was not open, and there were no planes. The handlers had several questions:
“Where did you put the bottled water?”
“What is it exactly, that you want to happen here?”
He left the building slowly, and no one noticed.
“I am sveeing sat vwhat vee have here
Is the vhoops in the daisies”
– Vilmer the Vwhat
All the Rest:
The: Next
End: Part
“There were several steps, and I completed most of them. The end result was...”
– The Forerunner
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December 2011
27 posts
A thrilling conclusion:
Me: what's that thing where you're at work, you're getting paid to work, but you're not working?
Also me: tumblr
Me: no, it's that thing that after you spend a lot of time with it you sort of wonder if that was maybe the thing you should have done?
Also me: tumblr
Me: you know what I'm talking about! It's that thing that guy did that one time.
Also me: tumblr
Me: yeah that's it.
Tuesday
Not so long ago, a man, -it doesn’t matter who- set out to invent the Dewey Decimal System, and so he did. One million years later, there is no trace of humankind anywhere on Earth.
The End.
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If you Click on These Blue Letters →
You will be redirected to a page with a very short video i made. it has both sounds and pictures.
Aside
from the goings on and the where did that comes from, the who would thats be and the how do they likes that, the why not haves some and the what will they nows do, and of course the cats, there does not seems to be much going on the internet today.
“Famous Quote.”
– Famous Person
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“An assortment of graphs and pelts and saucers greets me wearily at the...”
– The Regular Individual
Nearby, Recently
a: knock knock
x: who is this knocking?
a: all streaming audio on the web uses Flash for some reason
x: arghhh!
a: SUCK IT, IPHONEZZZZZZ!
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November 2011
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August 2011
2 posts
Monday.
You walk through the door and enter a long narrow passageway. It is dimly lit and at the end is a large sleeping dog. You call to the dog and there is no response. In your hand is a small bottle of water and a red pencil. You advance to the end of the hallway and find that the dog is now dead. The dog is too heavy to move.
July 2011
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